Vegan’s are the worst, at everything and so I’ve created a list of the top 10 worst vegan stereotypes so we can laugh together! Wait… who are we laughing at again?
1. THE SKINNY VEGAN
I’m sure you know this, but vegan’s just do not get enough protein. I mean, where would they get that from? As a result of their protein deficient diet, vegan’s are pretty skinny and unable to build muscle. It’s such a shame as you can see below, all these skinny vegan’s are just knocking out their meat eating counterparts at bodybuilding competitions and are so weak that even one of them has been titled with strongest man in the world!
First EVER Vegan Since Birth IFBB Pro Physique!
IFBB Pro. Never Eaten Meat.
German strongman competitor, strength athlete and former bodybuilder. Germany’s Strongest Man 2011.
100% Natural Body Sculptor Raised Vegetarian. Vegan since 1998.
2. THE WEAK VEGAN
Vegan’s are known to be pretty weak due to their protein deficient diet’s again. Not only are they skinny, but they’re not the fittest bunch of people. They are usually are so weak that they cannot take part in sports, especially sports that require a lot of strength and endurance. The vegan’s below are so weak that they’ve played sports at a national, international and Olympic level. Tennis players, NFL stars, Triathletes, Olympic runners and skiers. When are they going to learn that sports are not for vegans!
Ultra Endurance Athlete.
NFL Defensive Lineman.
Olympic Champion Snowboarder. Gold Medal Holder 2006 Olympic Games.
Calisthetncs Expert, Athlete & Body Builder.
Former Track & Field Athlete who won 9 Olympic Gold Medals.
Champion Bodybuilder, CrossFit Coach, PowerLIfter.
3. THE EXTREMIST
Uuh… the extremists! These damn delinquent vegan’s who are criminals and should be locked up behind bars for saving innocent animals from a life of abuse and murder. Oh, right, they do get locked up behind bars! I mean, it’s okay to rescue dogs and cats, and animals that are drowning or stuck in a pipe somewhere. I applaud these people, but people who are rescuing pigs and chickens that are dying, abused and are lined up for death are a threat to our society! These vegan’s disgust me the most as they put their lives on the line to save the lives of others. The worst, is that they’re saving beings who did nothing wrong to deserve a life of torture, fear and pain in a system that not only allows it to happen but we, the people support it every time we dine on their bodies.
Britches was liberated by the ALF from the University of California in 1985. Experimenters had crudely sewn up her eyes and were keeping her in isolation.
Founder of Farm Sanctuary, home to many rescued farm animals from slaughter.
Colleen Patrick Goudreau with Linus. Rescued by Farm Sanctuary. Linus was born into the dairy industry, and considered useless as a male, and was left to die. (Most males will be killed within a few months and sold as “Veal”.)
Lamb born to rescued sheep now at Lolly Pop Farm for the homeless or abused animals.
Uproar and Animal Liberation Victoria save pigs from slaughter.
4. THE UNSUCCESSFUL VEGAN
Since vegan’s are weird, skinny and unfit, they obviously have no future, and are most likely going to land up being “no body’s”, all strange like, locked up in their house munching on their carrots. They’re so awkward, it’s unlikely people will look up to them as inspiration and role models. If there were famous vegan’s, they would most likely be famous for being the skinniest, palest people living on Earth!
Samuel L Jackson
American Actor & Film Producer.
American DH, Record Producer, Singer, Songwriter, Musician.
Japanese Entrepreneur, Venture Capitalist, Director of MIT Media Lab.
American Comedian, Television Host, Actress, Writer & Producer.
American Entrepreneur, Producer, & Author.
5. THE UNCOOL VEGAN
Choosing to be vegan means choosing to be uncool! I mean, you’re basically throwing any status you might have had away to the curb side. If you want to a badass, you’ve got to be paying people to kill animals for you to eat. There is no way you can keep the cool status and be found eating a veggie burger! There is nothing more uncool then choosing to protect animals over exploiting them! These uncool vegan’s are what you have to be careful of landing up like!
American Singer-Songwriter, Record Producer, DJ, Activist, Actress.
Actor, Stunt Performer, Producer, Comedian, best known as “Jackass”, Activist.
Kat Von D
American Tattoo Artist, Model, Musician, Activist, Entrepreneur & Television Personality.
American Rapper, Singer, Songwriter, Record Producer. Best known for hi hop duo – Outkast.
6. THE UNSCIENTIFIC VEGAN
Oh, yeah, vegans! They think they know everything about nutrition, and the human body, but they just make assumptions based on unscientific data. They’re being irresponsible when making false claims about eating a Whole Foods Plant Based diet and it reversing diseases and healing the body. No one in the medical community would support this. They don’t know what they’re talking about!
Neal Barnard M.D., F.A.C.C.
American non-practising psychiatrist, author, clinical researcher, and founding president of Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine.
Kim A. Williams Sr.
American Cardiologist. President of American College of Cardiology 2015-2016.
Brooke Goldner, M.D
Board Certified Physician known worldwide for developing a nutrition-based treatment for her own autoimmune disease, lupus.
Dr Michael Greger
American Physician, author & professional speaker on public health issues, particularly the benefits of a Whole Foods, plant-based diet and the harms of eating animal products.
Dr. Garth Davis, M.D
Medical Director of the Davis Clinic in Texas, & dispels the myths around protein. Marathon & Ironman athlete in spare time.
Dr Alona Pulde, M.D
Family practitioner in California. Contributor to Forks Over Knives Eating Plan.
Dr T Colin Campbell, PhD
American Biochemist who specializes in the effect of nutrition on long-term health. Co-Author of The China Study.
7. THE TREE-HUGGING, HIPPIE VEGANS
Damn tree-hugging hippes! These guys are the worst! It’s like they stepped out of a 70’s music video with their long hair, and tie-die pants. They’re all about peace and love, and have lost touch with the real world! You are bound to find these weirdo’s sitting around a fire singing “Kumba Ya” while they try and heal your corrupt soul with crystals and precious stones.
Whole Band Vegan
Derrick Green (Vegetarian)
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Tim Commerford (Vegan), Zack de la Rocha (Veg) , Tom Morello (Veg)
Rage Against the Machine
Bring Me The Horizon
8. THE FRAIL VEGAN
So we’ve covered the fact that vegan’s are skinny and weak, but along with those flaws, comes the frail vegan. You know they’re frail because they don’t drink milk from another species, and so their bones lack calcium, and they’re most likely to crack a hip standing up? Well it’s true as you can see from the pictures below. These vegan’s will fall flat on their face if physically threatened. They’re just not getting enough nutrition from their plant-based diet – it’s not their fault. Just don’t threaten them, they might fall over.
3X Colorado Golden Glove State Champion Boxer.
British Professional Boxer who has held world titles in two weight classes. He’s the first British boxer to reach the final of the World Amateur Boxing Championships, where we won silver.
Claire “Fury” Foreman
Muay Thai Fighter from Australia. She has won the Victoria WMC Bantamweight title and in Nov 2015 fought for the Australian title, and won.
American Mixed Martial Artist. He’s won the King Of The Cage Lightweight Championship, and defended the title four times. He’s won 21 of 34 fights.
American Former Professional Boxer. He reigned as the undisputed world heavyweight champion and holds the record as the youngest boxer to win a heavyweight title at 20 years old. @miketyson
9. THE MILLENNIAL VEGAN
We all know veganism is just a trend, and millennials are latching on like they did Pokemon Go! Veganism is just a fad, and there’s not enough value to hold them in. It would be different if going vegan meant you were making a substantial difference in the world, like saving innocent animals from being held captive and killed, or global warming, environmental collapse, rainforest destruction, world hunger, ocean dead zones, and worker exploitation. Silly millennials… they’ll have to find something more meaningful at some point.
Former U.S President, 71 years
Author, 79 years
Dr. Ellsworth Wareham
Heart Surgeon, 102 years (Retired at 95!)
Actress, 95 years
Celebrity Raw Food Chef, 66 years
But really… millennials know what’s up, and they’re changing the future of our planet!
With his upbeat personality & positivity, Josh inspires others to think about their food choices through conversation & great food.
Helping everyone eat healthier for less. She provides tips, recipes and meal plans to get anyone started!
Using simple but powerful questions, Earthling Ed spreads the vegan message through video and conversations.
Founded a low cost organic grocery store to service low income communities in Los Angeles!
Her radiance inspires others to live, and eat healthfully through plant based foods and fitness!
10. THE LETTUCE-EATING VEGAN
The vegan lifestyle sucks. If you’re not convinced by now that being vegan is a terrible idea, picture this. Vegan’s can’t eat anything but lettuce. The diet is very limiting, boring and dull, and you’ll never be able to enjoy food ever again! You won’t be able to eat out with friends, and you’ll have to sit at home munching on your head of lettuce. This will be your new life, and if you don’t like lettuce, you’re going to have a hard time.
Vegan Fat Kid
The Minty Anne